these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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