How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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