they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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