I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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