Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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