I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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