I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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