im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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