ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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