Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
last night I used snow as a chaser
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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