Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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