Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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