i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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