You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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