Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
This is the high leading the old right now
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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