I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
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