No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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