I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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