i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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