I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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