It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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