I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Randomize
