is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
What a dumb baby whore.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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