Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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