That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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