So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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