I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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