did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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