Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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