You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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