I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize
