you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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