TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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