Are we in a gay sports bar?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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