just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
wow bdsm is so cute
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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