Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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