everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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