New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
no you cant smoke seaweed
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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