Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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