at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She told me I should be a condom model.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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