Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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