i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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