Me. At least after what I've been through.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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