Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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