Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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