Where did you get a picture of my penis
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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