yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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