that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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