What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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