Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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