So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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