office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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