Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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