dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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